Monday, March 15, 2010

Brand New Graphic Novel Launch!!!

So anyways, in the interest of doing so much more with this blog than simply haranguing my few readers with nothing but sob stories and hauntingly poignant anecdotes, I've decided to begin offering original content on the site. And so, starting tomorrow, I'll be doing a week's worth of my all new Superhero Crime Serial (maybe more depending on how well it does). Oh, yes, children... That's right. A daily page of a hot ongoing graphic novel, starring everyone's favorite Bottle Blond Belligerent... Venice Bleach!!! Oh?? What's that you say?? You've never heard of Venice Bleach?? Well, take a gander at this, true believers!!





Yes... That's the Bleacher on the cover. I hope to make this an origin story in all of 7 pages. The writing's gonna be pretty breezy and the plot may have holes large enough to drive a truck through. But, why not go ahead and read it?? PLEASE??? If not for me, do it for "Ol' Bleachy." If you had a comic, he'd totally read it.

2 comments:

  1. That is THE WORST cover of a comic book I have ever seen. If that was on display in a store, every customer who walked in would run screaming in terror to their nearest gas station, then fill up several cans, and immediately return to burn down the store, then hurl themselves into the inferno so they would never have to think of that cover again.

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